This is the first post in a probable series on cynical observations about pregnancy.
The second time around I am even more cynical about all the ridiculous advertising for new mums. New mums spend boatloads of money on boatloads of stuff – and marketers must think we’re all a bunch of bumbling idiots who will believe and swoon over everything we read. Today I got a set of coupons for nappies and while I was punching the coupon out of the sheet I happened to read some of the drivel printed above…
You’ve probably still got hundreds of questions going through your head: What can my baby hear from inside my womb? Did he like the dinner I had last night? Could he taste it? Can he hear the music I listen to? These are the kinds of questions we also ask ourselves at Pampers®.
Um, no, really. I’ve not been asking myself that. And, actually, I don’t need you at Pampers to be thinking about that either. I just need you to think about how to keep the poo in the nappy. Thanks.